me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:

littlemedievalbitch:
i prescribe sitting on a nice cold floor

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

theyre happy to see each other

slimepop:
met a big orange cat named cheese pizza tonight
Cheese Pizza….

6,000 year old wizard ass